[reblogged from minneapoliselectrolysis]
I am going to write a letter to the manufacturer of our commercial coffee machine. Why? Because I am getting fed up with spending all of my coffee breaks in the queue!!!!!!!
You may wonder what this has to do with the people who made the actual machine. Well, I’ll tell you; if they didn’t give you so many different drinks to choose from, then there wouldn’t be a problem!
People stand at the machine for absolutely ages deliberating about what they are going to have. Coffee, espresso, mocha, cappuccino, tea, herbal tea, chocolate… you see what I am getting at? The list just goes on forever!
When I finally get my coffee I never have time to drink it all. The only way of getting round this problem is to gulp it down so fast that I am in danger of getting third degree burns on the inside of my body!
There is a simple answer to this problem (and I shall be pointing it out to the manufacturer); reduce the amount of choice in these machines!!! This will help everyone to decide what they would like to drink both quickly and easily.
Now, should I send my letter first class or second? Actually, maybe it should go by Registered Post, or perhaps Special Delivery would be a better idea…
Good God!
If it was left to people like you then we’d only have a choice of tea, coffee or water!
Why don’t you just try and get to the machine sooner?
Lol.
Funny post but also very true! We often have far too much choice for our own good.
You get exactly the same thing at the shop with all of the different choccy bars!